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Welder Escapes Darwin’s Fiery Grasp

Mitch Martin — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:00:56 +0000

Check out this picture from a surveillance camera that shows Nelson Gonzalez’s van exploding while he was driving down the street. Nick is a welder who apparently had a van full of “highly flammable” substances. Nick decided to spark up a cig while he was rolling down the boulevard and the gas vapors ignited causing the explosion. Nick somehow survived and cops found him sitting on the curb waiting for them despite the fact that the explosion blew out windows of nearby businesses.

Hit the link for full surveillance video goodness.

Original Story & Video: CBS4.com

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Clay Bennett, I Hope You Rot In Oklahoma City

Baba Ganoush — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:00:22 +0000

Yesterday was a sad day for Seattle sports fans. One Clay Bennett took away the Seattle Supersonics to Oklahoma City. The City of Seattle and the Sonics ownership came to a settlement in the lease agreement for Key Arena, allowing the Sonics to relocate to Oklahoma City. The Seattle Times has more details on the situation.

Although we’ve already started to adopt the Portland Trailblazers as our new home team, this was still a sad day for Seattle…losing the only major professional sports team to bring a national championship to the city (no offense Seattle Storm). So many classic memories and feelings are summed up in this video:

Clay Bennett, you’ve just received the Douchebag of the Week honors. Asshole.

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Afternoon Links

Mitch Martin — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:00:22 +0000

Today in the links Angelina Jolie flashes a little booty, the top 30 worst drivers, messing with driving instructors and a couple of Carl’s Jr ads with cute blondes.

Messing With Driving Instructors 2 (Video)
Angelina Jolie flashes us some ass (Video)
Lunchtime Lust: Jennifer Korbin & Her Perfect Body (Pics)
Jackie T was in the Trojan 100 Contest (Pics)
Wanted: Two experienced concrete workers (Pic)
Baseball HOF Can Kiss My Asterisk (Sports)
Auburn crowns themselves ‘04 National Champs (Sports)
A Couple Of Carl’s Jr TV Ads With Cute Blondes (Video)
Homosexual Accidentally Inserted (Pic)
Dennis Leary knows how to get off drugs (Celeb)

Red Wings tell NHL “You have no prayer” (Sports)
Top 30 Worst Drivers (Video)
The 2008 NBA Free Agent Class Set to Music (Sports)
Drummer Baby Rocks Out (Video)

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Candid Camera Elevator Prank

Mike Honcho — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:52:48 +0000

I don’t know why, but I laughed my ass off when I watched this. I think it’s from 1965, and the commentator could work as a golf broadcaster for CBS, but it’s hilarious nonetheless. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Candid Camera Elevator Prank", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/07/candid-camera-elevator-prank/" });

Gentlemen Start Your Engines

Mitch Martin — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:30:54 +0000

Looks like men everywhere will have a little something extra to celebrate this 4th of July. Sure there is that whole “Declaration of Independence” thing but now word is out that Megan Fox finally pulled her head out of her ass and called off her engagement to that douche bag Brian Austin Green. That’s right gentleman Megan Fox is back on the market. Might be time to warm up that plastic and buy a plane ticket to L.A., happy hunting.

Original Article: Daily Stab

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InTouch Weekly Rates Top 10 Celebrity Boobs

Baba Ganoush — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:19:24 +0000

InTouch Weekly has a lot to learn about putting together top 10 lists. We’ve done our fair share of lists here at TastyBooze and they are never easy to compile. You know you have a good list if while creating the list there is yelling, personal call-outs, threats to one’s sexuality or genitalia, and at least one physical altercation (thumb war, arm wrestling, sprint, MMA fight, etc.) to decide a list placement.

InTouch Weekly’s Best Celebrity Breasts looks like it was compiled by a blind female intern. Here’s their list:

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Here are my issues:

2. Tyra Banks - Maybe if your sole judging criteria was the 1997 SI Swimsuit Issue.
4. Carmen Electra - This is like when Milli Vanilli won that Grammy… fake!
8. Jennifer Aniston - Old and tired, like reruns of “Friends.”
10. Beyoncé Knowles - Nothing special…maybe they meant to put Harry Knowles.

What about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Salma Hayek? Angelina Jolie? Christina Aguilera? Hell, even Phil Mickelson and James Gandolfini have better breasts than Jennifer Aniston (and reruns of “Sopranos” are better too!). Maybe this list is all celebrity focused with only actresses and singers, but it’s hard to make a “Best Breasts” list and leave off Marissa Miller…her breasts sure do act nice.

Original Story: The Superficial

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Would You Like Your Heart Attack For Breakfast Or Lunch?

Mitch Martin — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:00:57 +0000

Yep, that is exactly what it looks like. A bacon cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme bun. Just when you thought America couldn’t get any fatter some genius pulls this out of his ass. If you pounded down two of these bad boys in one sitting I bet you would have a strong to very strong tingle in your left arm.

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Top 10 TV Shows Guys Secretly Love

Mitch Martin — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:00:18 +0000

Here are the ten shows that every guy will claim to hate when surrounded by a bunch of dicks but secretly enjoys watching either alone or with a girl.

Gilmore Girls - I mean, their just like us! Emotions, gossip and fast talking, who could for anything more? Ok, really, Lauren Graham is hot, and the show actually has interesting dialogue and good one-liners.

The Hills - The dialogue is terrible. Their lives, storylines and jobs are as fake as Heidi Montage’s breasts and personality. Spencer is the default Douchebag of the Week. But the girls are hot and we can’t help but laugh (on the inside, of course) at the cattiness as our ladyfriends get worked up about the poor fashion and life decisions of LC, Audrina, Whitney and Lo.

Award Shows - One of the very few times that you are actually allowed to stare at cleavage for 3 hours in front of your girlfriend. Add funny hosts and the possibility of A-listers tripping on live TV and this can be a fun night.

Project Runway -Fierce! Yep, I caught every episode of last season. Who doesnt like seeing gay dudes, at least one emo dude and a bunch of annoying chicks duke it out? Plus you’ve got at least two guaranteed appearances by Heidi Klum per episode and more tattoos than Miami Ink.

America’s Next Top Model - “What? That skinny bitch just beat the girl with big tits.” This visible anger makes your girlfriend want to sleep with you more because you think the “fat” one is hotter

Dancing With The Stars - Jerry Rice, Emmit Smith, Floyd Mayweather, Jerry Springer, Adam Carolla….that sounds manly enough. Plus if you let your girlfriend get just a hint of an idea that you might be willing to take ballroom dancing lessons with her you will get ultra-laid that night.

The Girls Next Door - This one is kind of a no brainer. Three ridiculously hot girls and the 82 year old man that is banging all three. I am always hoping that a boob will slip by the E! censors but those assholes run a tight ship. This would be the single greatest show on television if it was on HBO.

Olympic Trials - I may not have the patriotism to stop myself from fleeing to Canada if the Army called, but I sure as hell want to beat the shit out of China/Uzbekistan/and Sweden in the gold medal count. Besides it’s one of the few times you can watch generally underage girls in ridiculous small/tight outfits and not be called a pervert.

America’s Best Dance Crew - I will talk some shit when the lady friend puts this on but I have to admit the kids on this show have some pretty kick ass moves. Throw in Mario Lopez and Lil Mama’s sequined hats and I can suffer through it. Sidenote: If you pay attention Lil Mama never actually judges anybody despite the fact that it’s her job.

Sex And The City - Being able to throw out some Sex and the City references during casual conversation will always score you brownie points with the ladies. Plus it’s on HBO which means there is a 73% you will see some boobie in any given episode.

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Mantastic Links

J Diggles — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:00:50 +0000

That kid from The Hills, Spencer Pratt, is almost outdouching his own douchey record these days. Maybe I shouldn’t hate. Maybe I should respect him for doing nothing and getting rich and famous (ok, I am sure he was already rich thanks to daddy). But no, I would rather hate. Here is his take on Entourage’s Kevin Connelly: “That guy is a joke…We were Entourage before Entourage…Why would anyone act when they can just play themselves?”

Weak Game - Spencer Pratt is a super douche (Douches)
Cameltap - More sexy Mariah Carey (Pics)
Double Viking - The best parades to meet women (List)
Asylum - Economic stimulus package helps porn (News)
CO-ED Magazine - Major League changes coming soon (Sports)
Holy Taco - A tribute to asses (Pics)
Hollywood Tuna - Jessica Jane Clement’s topless (Pics)
The Bachelor Guy - Cleaning chemicals that will destroy you (List)

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